Thy supper

Thy supper shall provide you with unending sources of fun, including the spoon.* I remember laughing so hard at the supper table that I was, in fact, unable to finish my meal until much later, when my survival instincts took over and decided that oxygen inflow by the way of breathing is paramount to my survival. Sooo... most would consider tabletop conversation to be dull or interrupting the process of eating, or just plain awkward. But suppose you asked the right questions?* Questions like

"What would happen if we gave a yoyo to a flock of flamingoes?"

(courtesy of Disney, Fantasia 2000)

or

"If you were to go to school naked, what would your first word be?"

or just elaborating on the concept of "NAKED MAN!!!!!"

* restrictions apply. You need to have a brother, preferably younger, and as insane as you are. Otherwise the above might end up awkward.